officialunitedstates:

ATTENTION UNITED STATES CITIZENS:

a US federal LAW was just created that allows you to SMACK anyone who replies “THE SKY” when you ask them whats up

FOLLOW FOR MORE OFFICIAL LAW UPDATES

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deodrant:

i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato

(Source: rnerrychristmas)

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priest-of-rage:

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

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this is a fucking bee

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this is a fucking hornet

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this is a fucking wasp

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as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution

(Source: leatherh0ff)

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inspiring:

mom that cigarette pack you found in my bag??? its a metaphor

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myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

myfoxdfw:

what if god was one of us just a stranger on a bus

(Source: blameaspartame)

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obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute)

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teenageepitome:

crystal-poison:
“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.
When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

teenageepitome:

crystal-poison:

“An anthropologist proposed a game to children in an african tribe. He put a basket full of fruit near a tree and told the children that whoever got there first won the sweet fruits. When he told them to run, they all took eachothers hands and ran together, then sat together enjoying their treats.

When he asked them why they had run like that when one could have had all the fruits for himself, they said ‘UBUNTU, how can one of us be happy if all the others are sad?’ (‘UBUNTU’ in the Xhosa culture means: ‘I am because we are)”

(Source: ensligt)

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